Open your clown Chakra (hahaha!!!!)

Opening The Clown Chakra

Recently, scientists have found that all our problems can
be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is
the leading cause of disharmony.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a
new source of healing.

It is a psychic energy point located between the heart
energy center (chakra) and the throat energy center (chakra).

It is called the “Clown Chakra.”

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial
problems; if their relationships are in the pits; if they are
in ill health; if they have a need to sue people; if they find
fault with another; then their clown chakra is imbalanced.

When this happens, scientists have observed under high-powered
microscopes that the cells of every organ display a sad face;
and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally,
the cells display a happy face.

Who knew!

If a person is ill, it is because the mind has projected
guilt or shame onto the cells of the body and has forced out
the love that is normally found within the body.

The cells are therefore saying, “I Lack Love”, or “ILL” for
short.

Scientists also recently discovered that all disease is due
to the fact that the cells are “out of ease” or “dis-eased.”

When the clown chakra is opened and “playing” properly, the
psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
all grievances, unhappiness and so on, and then converts this
negative and imbalanced energy into tiny red heart-shaped
balloons.

The red heart balloons contain God’s Love and Joy. These
balloons are directed to the “dis-eased” cell or situation,
and a happy face instantly appears.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

Sometimes these red heart balloons, called endorphins, are
due to the fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling
of separation ends – they experience being back home with the
divine and hence are no longer an orphan.

This is the well known “end orphan” (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, it is recommended
that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons
filled with God’s Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, you must remember
to laugh – seriousness also causes reincarnation!

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